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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 02:48

Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Then came..
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So they tried
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
AI alone cannot solve the productivity puzzle - Financial Times
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
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No go.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
No way
No, not a chance
Your Unique Breathing Patterns May Reveal Your Identity and Mental Health - Neuroscience News
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
The USB-C dream is dead and it’s too late to revive it - Android Authority
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Vitamin B3 Pill Rewinds Premature Aging in Groundbreaking Human Trial - SciTechDaily
share office space ...
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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